You will have luck in the summer
…said one of the three fortune cookies I opened yesterday. “Ah!” I am thinking “that’s good news for our IVF!”. The next one –appropriately- said “You will have a large family” “Ah!” I am thinking, “that’s even better news for our IVF!”. The last one –mysteriously- said “good news from afar bring you a welcome visitor.” “Hm” I am thinking “how does that one fit in?”
There are two reasonable explanations that came to my mind: (1) our large family is going to be built on international adoption and our next child is conceived this summer in a far away country or (2) I am going to be contacted by my friends, the far away aliens, who take pity on me once again* to get pregnant. Given that we are not seriously considering adoption as a means to expand our family, (2) must be it, don’t you think?
I love fortune cookies!
* given all the less than favorable evidence that we have now about my reproductive system, I have deducted that Miss V.’s conception must have been the result of alien interventions. But, psssss, don’t tell Mr. H.
posted by kati @ 11:27 AM
2 Comments:
Yes, the aliens. Thanks for pointing that out with me because then Mr. DD won't start thinking maybe there was an affair that produced X. Fortunately, the aliens did a great job making sure X looked EXACTLY like Mr. DD to throw off any suspicion.
they are smart those aliens, aren't they? thank goodness, Miss V has Mr. H dark, dark eyes, too.
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